[GOBLIN, spoken]
E-excuse me, are you the me-

[MEDIUM, spoken]
Oh sit down, hon, I’ve been expecting you

[GOBLIN, spoken]
Oh, great! Then I guess you must know that I’m looking for Stalagmi--

[MEDIUM]
It’s mighty fine that you showed up here, kid
I’ve got just the thing that you need
A bridge between every spiritual plane
Even if the person you’re calling is deed!

[GOBLIN, spoken]
He’s not dead

[MEDIUM, spoken]
Is he deed?

[GOBLIN, spoken]
...I don’t think so?

[MEDIUM]
You wanna talk, I’ve got every ear on the line
But I take payment up front, a nominal fee
Other psychics are quacks, but I’m the real dеal
So the price is worth it for someonе like me!
'Cause I’m a Medium Rare
All my jobs get well done
If you can pay, I’ll make your day
I’ll grill these ghosts and toast their buns
If you know what I mean!

[GOBLIN, spoken]
I’m not sure I do. The thing is, I need to-

[MEDIUM]
I see that you are wearing some valuable gems

[GOBLIN, spoken]
Yes, this is my armor, I-

[MEDIUM]
One or two or three of those should do just fine

[GOBLIN, spoken]
Wait, no, please... Please don't take those. I need those for later. I-

[MEDIUM]
Now remember, after, you can’t complain
All sales are final, now let’s open my mind

I reach out to you spirits. Speak through me! Let me reach you Stalag-
[APPI, spoken]
Huh? Who is this? Nobody’s supposed to be able to reach me

[GOBLIN, spoken]
Is that the... Is that the private investigator?

[APPI, spoken]
Whoever you are, beware! He’s coming! He’s almost there! Look out for-

[MEDIUM]
Now, I’m sorry, but that’s all you’ll get for those jewels

[GOBLIN, spoken]
But I didn't get anything! What are you ta-

[MEDIUM]
No refunds, sorry, those are the rules

Cause I’m a Medium Rare
But even I know when I’m in too deep
With what’s at steak, it’s gonna take
A little more grease, ‘cause this ain’t cheap

I’m a Medium Rare!