[Verse 1]

I'm CC-ing my boss on every email that I send
I put a kiss emoji in the signoff at the end
They can be about my work or just playing pretend
I don't mean to be mean but I do mean to condescend

Just can't wait to crack open a hot one with the boys
Throwing back a lava lamp is one of life's great joys
I really hate that people only think of them as toys
Feel the flow tetra glow and then we make a lot of noise!

[Chorus]
I told you that I was not a slug
But I lied
I told you that I was not a slug
But I lied
I told you that I was not a slug
But I lied
Even things that look like boogers are complеx inside

[Verse 2]

I didn't do the homework but I had a spеcial plan
I told my teacher that I spent all morning on the can
The best thing you can do if you don't want to go to school
Is make up an excuse about a problematic stool
I'm gonna do the things I want in 2021
I'll watch Ferngully 30 times on TNT reruns
Leave 2020 in the dust then have a lot of fun
I'll finally become cool in the eyes of my stepson!

[Chorus]
I told you that I was not a slug
But I lied
(YOU BELIEVED ME!)
I told you that I was not a slug
But I lied
(IDIOT!)
I told you that I was not a slug
But I lied
Even things that look like boogers are complex inside