Introduction

Brian:
Hey Doreen. No I can - I can see you I just can't hear you. I th- I think your mic's off? Yeah, no, building chandeliers just isn't the same when you're working remote, huh. Did I mention, uh

Verse 1

My roommate's been missing
And he won't pay his rent
I've searched through the house high and low
He's elusive and flaky
I can't tell where he went
Why I live with a ghost I don't know

Chorus

Living In a haunted home
Would be fine if I lived with a friend
It'd be no worry
If I lived with Tim Curry
But I don't, so this nightmare won't end

Interlude

This meeting was supposed to start at three, right? No it's fine, we'll just -we'll just give it a few more minutes
Verse 2

Have I mentioned my house
Is like a big Russian doll
Countless houses are nestled within
This Matryoshka's concerning
Especially since learning
There's a drip that I can't seem to pin

Chorus

Living in a haunted home
Would be fine if it weren't so vast
And I know that if only
I weren't so bonely
The estate wouldn't leave me aghast

Interlude

I just slacked Trevor, he says he'll be here in a second

Verse 3

The corridors wind
And I'm losing my mind
As the room's multiply and implode
The floor plan's diverging
New hallways emerging
And my psyche begins to corrode
The dripping is constant
It'll never be fixed
And my roommate's ignoring his dues
But the real thing that's shocking
Is the ghost keeps on walking
On the carpets while wearing his shoes
Interlude

Trevor:

Hey guys sorry I'm la-

Brian:

Hold on one second Trevor!

Chorus:

Living in a haunted home
Would be fine if my roommate were clean
The shoe rack's apparent
But his shoe placement's errant
And it's ruining my Halloween

Outro:
Okay Trevor, you can just go ahead and sh - share your screen now? As we can see profits kinda slipped in quarter three but I th - I have a feeling in quarter 4 we're just gonna ramp that righ back on up and, uh, just, just...

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