[Bringo Starr, Princess Jumpy]
Hey there little lady
There's no need to feel down
When you're sinkin' your teeth into
The best damn burger in town
It's hard to get to talkin'
When you're gnashin' on that thing
So we don't need to conversate
But I can tell you were born to sing

This song might not be in your repertoire
But why not give it a try?
Yeah
Nice to meetcha, my name's Bringo Starr
And I'm never gonna dieeee!
Oh!

You got yourself all tatted up with the zero-one-one
But I'll just call ya Jumpy, 'cause I think that name's more fun
How'd ya get that tattoo, hun?
My dad did it with his ice pick
Well, wouldn't you know it, you can sing
And your dad sounds like a dick

I can be your new dad if you want me to
Yeah, I'll give it a try
(Yeah, why not give it a try)
I might grow overly attached to you
That's alright, 'cause
I'm never gonna dieeee!
Ohhhhh!
Always wanted to adopt