[Flimberly]
Look, St. Eve, this is sweet
But I gotta get back to the case
I'm here to find my secret admirer

[St. Eve]
That's why I called you here

[Flimberly]
Yes, you've got that tip for me
About who he could be

[St. Eve]
Yes, the tip is that he is me

[Flimberly]
That's too easy, it can't be!

[St. Eve]
Actually it is

[Flimberly]
Yeah, right

[St. Eve]
You see, I love—
[Flimberly]
Giving me red herrings

[St. Eve]
Let me cut to the chase
I'm your secret admirer—

[Flimberly]
What an interesting case!

[St. Eve]
I just wanna be straight
I'm not here to deceive
I have loved—

[Flimberly]
My admirer recruited St. Eve!

[St. Eve]
Please, Flimberly—
Wait, did you just call me St. Eve?
I keep trying to tell people my name is just Steve
But I have found my match right here

[Flimberly]
I have met my match, I fear
This secret admirer is someone I can't catch
[St. Eve]
You're quite the catch, my dear

[Flimberly]
That's exactly what my admirer would say

[St. Eve]
Yep, that's... why I said it, Flimberly

[Flimberly]
Can't wait to see where this thread will lead!
Call me when you're ready to stop fooling around, St. Eve!
That is your real name!

[St. Eve]
Told you that it isn't
My name is just Steve!!