Lace up your boots ‘cause the fringe is here
Rent out your flat for quadruple the price
Better hope that you like Shakespeare
‘Cause there are six Hamlets and they all seem nice

Look at this poster with a close-up of a white dude’s face
Doesn’t that make you wanna watch some comedy
Everywhere you look, there’s tourists all up in this space
Takin’ photos of every piper that they see

Tent goin’ higher, here, take a flyer
Buskers and flyers
Flyers and flyers
Flyers and flyers and flyers and flyers and flyers and flyers and flyers and flyers