Spoken: "Well I’m on child teaching duty this week and we’re talking about how math can be used to help you in your real life. I know what you’re thinking but we’re not talking about balancing a check book, we’re talking about love. Lemme tell you the story of three famous mathematicians needed geometry to help them figure shit out."

Euler loves Pythagoras but he loves l'Hôpital
A little love triangle of Pascal
One and one is two, and one is three people in love
How can we solve the equation above?
The mathematician scene was tenser than it’s ever been
The sines were there that an affair
Was happening potentially between two who knew each other tangentially
Pythagoras was quick to say
That Euler may be slick, but hey
I got a theorem and listen pal
It’s gonna help me get with l'Hôpital

Pythagoras loves l'Hôpital but Euler’s in the mix
This one has no easy fix
Y equals MX + B but
Why then does my ex plus me
Become a slippery slope?
We’ll figure it out someday I hope

L'Hôpital was a romantic soul
Getting Euler’s number was his goal
Driving to his house he found
Pythagoras was too around
The love triangle had a meet acute
Three hunky men all so astute
They minimised collateral
Becoming equilateral
L'Hôpital and Euler and Pythagoras all three
A polygon of polyamory
A line segment is fine but why not triangulate?
Don’t divide when you can integrate
Yes, a line segment is fine but why not triangulate?
Don’t divide when you can integrate