Brian David Gilbert
Alan Rickman’s Edible Zoo
Fed up with the rich and famous
Acting like the real who's who
Feeding on something really heinous:
Animals from an edible zoo!
They're eating up all the rhinos
Gazelles, and armadillos, and some snakes
Coming from an actor with a fly nose:
The same one who once played Snape!
Gathers all the movie stars in the place where normal people would keep cars!

Eat
The rich
Before they eat the
Animals
In Alan Rickman's garage. (x2)

If you're with me come and prove it
Put those bigwigs on the run!
Fight the power, yeah, let's do it!
(and by the way i think America's dumb!)
Make sure you have our back as we
Stick it to the guy from "Love, Actually!"

Eat
The Rich
Before they eat the
Animals
In Alan Rickman's garage. (x2)
(Alan Rickman: spoken)
"and as you all can see i have arranged a special treat
The true Rolls Royce of animals that only you can eat
The die hard fans think dik dik is the pick pick of the bunch
But the only epitaph of this giraffe is: it's your lunch."

Ehhhhhhh

Eat
The Rich
Before they eat the
Animals
In Alan Rickman's garage. (x2)