[Verse]
He's 25 hanging out at the high school (High school)
Everyone but the butt-rockers knows that ain't cool (That ain't cool)
Got a teen girlfriend and a little mustache (Little mustache)
Got old AC/DC comin' out the dash (Out the dash)
Got himself a black Trans-Am (Trans-Am)
Well, they build them much smaller over there in Japan

[Chorus]
I said
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep on Monday
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep on Tuesday

[Bridge]
Too many fiestas for Reuben
Yeah, he got drunk and he went cruising
That boy is shot
Two gallons of tequila is what he's got

[Verse]
He's 25 hanging out at the high school (High school)
Everyone but the butt-rockers knows that ain't cool (That ain't cool)
Got a teen girlfriend and a little mustache (Little mustache)
Got old AC/DC comin' out the dash (Out the dash)
Got himself a black Trans-Am
Well, they build them much smaller over there in Japan
[Chorus]
I said
Beep, beep, beep on Wednesday
Beep, beep, beep, beep on Thursday
Beep, beep, beep, beep on Friday
Saturday and Sunday, his days off (Oh yeah!)