[Verse 1]
The car won't start, it's fallin' apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My panty line shows, I got a run in my hose
My hair went flat and, man, I hate that (Hate that)
Oh-ah

[Verse 2]
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress, I must confess
This could be worse than PMS

[Pre-Chorus: Shania Twain & audience member]
Well, this job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait till the end of the day
Hey, honey, I'm on my way
Hey! (Hey!) Hey! (Hey!) Hey, hey-hey

[Chorus]
Well, honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Go pour me a cold one and, oh, by the way
Rub my feet, give me somethin' to eat
Fix mе up my favourite treat
Well, honеy, I'm back, my head's killin' me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone
Hey! (Hey!) Well, honey, I'm home
Ah [Laughter]
[Verse 3: Shania Twain & audience member]
I broke a nail openin' the mail
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
This job's a pain, it's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, this job ain't worth the pay
I can't wait till the end of the day
Well, hey, honey, I'm on my way
Hey! (Hey!) Hey! (Hey!) Hey, hey-hey

[Chorus: Shania Twain & audience member]
Well, honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Go pour me a cold one and, oh, by the way
Rub my feet, get somethin' to eat
Fix me up my favourite treat
Well, honey, I'm back, my head's killin' me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone
Hey! (Hey!) Hey! Honey, I'm home

[Bridge]
Well, rub my neck, will ya?
[laughter] Whoo!
(Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)
[Chorus]
Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and, oh, by the way
Rub my feet, give me somethin' to eat
Fix me up my favourite treat
Well, honey, I'm back, my head's killin' me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone
Hey! (Hey!) Hey! Honey, I'm home

[Outro]
I'm home, Las Vegas!