[Glitch Chorus]

[Intro]
I'm just trying to go in the pool
But all these girls are hanging by the pool

[Verse 1]
I'm just tryin' to go to the pool
But all these girls are hanging in the pool
What if my shorts fall down
To my ankles and my dingle falls out

I'm just tryin' to go to the pool
But all these girls are hanging by the pool
What if my bulge isn't big enough?
What if my arms look weak as fuck?

[Glitch Chorus]

[Bridge]
Don't even get me started on the hunks
Man, fucking hunks

[Verse 2]
I'm just tryin' to go to the pool
But all these hunks are flexing by the pool
What if I don't have muscles at all?
What if I didn't even shave my balls?
I'm just tryin' to go to the pool
But all these hunks are tanning by the pool
What if my skin isn't bronze enough?
What if I look like a fucking cuck?

[Glitch Chorus]

[Outro]
I'm going to the pool
Babes, they're looking at me, I can't
Cause they're-they're all looking at me
I'm going to the pool
I'm going to the pool
I'm going to the pool
I'm going, going, going, going, going, to the pool
I'm going to the pool
I'm going to the pool
I'm going to the pool
I'm going, going, going, going
Going, going, going, going
Going, going, going, going
Going, going, going, going
Going, going, going, going
Going, going, going, going
Going, going, going, going
Going, going, going, going