Louie Zong
microsoft sam rap 🤖🎙️

[Chorus]
​motherboard? what motherboard?
​your circuitry is cardboard.​
CPU. GPU.​
​ha. i feel so bad for you.​

[Verse 1]
​my name is sam and im a computer man
​doing calculations as fast as I can.​
​clickity-clickity-clack thats your failing drive.​
​im picking up slack while your brain gets fried.​

[Verse 2]
​supercalifragilisticexpiali OH SHIT
​poppin in to say youre short a few bits.​
​short circuiting, while you keep on freezing.​
​fans are struggling, while im keeping it breezy.​

[Chorus]
​motherboard? what motherboard?
​your circuitry is cardboard.​
CPU. GPU.​
​ha. i feel so bad for you.​

[Chorus]
​motherboard? what motherboard?
​your circuitry is cardboard.​
CPU. GPU.​
​ha. i feel so bad for you.​
[Verse 3]
​call me deep blue, kasparov is my foe.​
​you can't solve your way out of tic-tac-toe.​
​lets hash this out, you can't break my streak.​
​whats wrong? did your memory leak?

[Verse 4]
​i outsolve you. outsolve you.​
​leave you in the dust. you know its true.​
​i outsolve you. outsolve you.​
​leave you in the dust. you know its true.​
​i outsolve you. outsolvе you.​
​leave you in the dust. you know its truе.​
​i outsolve you. outsolve you.​
​leave you in the dust. you know its true.​