[Verse 1]
The wizard's staff has a knob on the end
And the wizard's staff is the wizard's friend
Oh, it is, it is

[Verse 2]
The wizard's staff is long and hard
The wizard plays with it in his yard
Oh, he does, he does

[Bridge]
The wizard's staff proves he's a man
(Does it?)
He grips it firmly in his hand
(Ok?)
The wizard's staff, long may it wave
He'll carry it proudly to his grave

[Outro]
The wizard's staff has a knob on the end
And the wizard's staff is the wizard's friend
Oh, it is, it is
It is