[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
Tell me, Mister Johan Blrgblrgblrg
Have you ever thought about working for the church?
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
I did once, but it seemed pretty boring
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
No, Johan Bababa, monking is power!
[SUNG]
Monk with me!
Come work here, I think you'll like it, we've got a cat
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG]
Aw!
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
Plus free lunch!
Delicious
Loaves and fishes
Here, taste that
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
Mm!
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG]
I usually eat lamb and stew, maybe I like fish too?
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
[LAUGHS]
Monk with me!
The clothes here, it's all robes here
Don't that feel soft?
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
Oh!
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
It's real silk!
From China, there's nothing finer
Now take it off
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
But I want it!
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
Then monk, with me, my friend
Yeah!
We're monking for God now
Monk, with me, my friend!
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG]
I'm tempted by his monk lifestyle
But I want something more worthwhile
A world where everyone can read
Can I still do that, Monk?
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
It's better if the world can't read
God is what the people need
That god could be us, or we
Oh, Gutenborg, monk with-
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
No!
Monk, don't you see?
We're different. You believe in God, and I believe in stuff
And God and stuff don't mix
It's like bugs, and beautiful skin
Plus let's face it man, you're a terrible monk
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
Choose your words very carefully, Johan Papapa
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
Words!
Words, yes, I almost forgot
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
What?
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
Like the words in this bible!
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
No!
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
Words are why I came here!
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG]
I believe in my words, I believe in my press, I believe in a reading Germany
Now you want me to Monk, and throw that away
I think it's time to go
[BUD as MONK, SUNG] [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG]
Do not tell me My answer monk is
[BOTH, SUNG]
No!
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN] [DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
Doors lock! [Huh!]
Windows close! [Ah!]
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
You're not going anywhere, Babababababa!
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
Yes I am, and I'm taking this big bible with me
Oh, it feels like goodness!
The only thing better than this feeling would be mass-producing this feeling
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
Gimme that bible!
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
Ah!
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
You better get your mind off of words, Johan Kakaka
Why, don't you want to go to heaven?
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
Heaven?
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
Yeah, heaven. Where do you think people go when they die?
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
I don't know, I guess most people turn into dirt
But some people turn into statues
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
Statues?
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
Yes, and I want my statue to be me, riding a dragon, and nursing a baby!
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
Oh, Johan Bababa, there are no statues in heaven
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
Then I don't wanna go there!
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
What? But everybody wants to go to heaven
That's what gives me my power
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG]
Oh, Monk, you cannot understand
The world has changed for human man
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
Aah!
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SUNG]
Thinking, reading, that's the plan
Your monk ways are old news
And I will never monk with-
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
Hey, Monk
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
(HISSES)
[DOUG as GUTENBERG, SPOKEN]
I'm taking this bible
But, Monk
I hope we can be friends
[music]
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
Friends?
Ridiculous
Impossible!
The Bible says a monk shall not have friends
Then again, I wouldn't mind having a buddy I could talk to every now and then
We'd crack open a little communion wine, watch a joust, maybe bait a bear!
[LAUGHS]
I'd love to bait a bear!
But, aw heck, for that to happen, the whole world would have to change
Then again, what if it did- change?
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
A world with no more monking
No heaven, and no hell
Where I don't work for Satan
How I hate that sulfur smell!
If changes are coming like Johan says, Lord, could I change as well?
I'd have no power but I could be good...
[BUD as MONK, SPOKEN]
No!
What am I saying?
God is my enemy
And being good is the exact opposite of what I want
[BUD as MONK, SUNG]
There is no good in me
There's haunted German wood in me!
Aah!
And Gutenberg is gonna see
The world will monk with me!
