[Verse 1: Spencer Charnas]
Ink fills the page
A classic killer completes the cast
If evil's all the rage
Cut to the close up, then fade to black...

[Pre-Chorus: Spencer Charnas]
Sit back for the sequel of your dreams
All psychos crave more shocking scenes
Who cares if it bleeds beyond the screen?

[Chorus: Spencer Charnas, Spencer Charnas & Dan Sugarman]
Are you misunderstood?
Are you more bad than good?
Welcome to Horrorwood
Where anyone would kill for a call back!

[Verse 2: Spencer Charnas, Ricky Armellino & Joe Occhitui]
'Cause everyone is just so fucking
Desperate for fame
Can't blame thе savages (Blame the savagеs)
This town attracts
I guess we're all insane (Insane)
So silence the critics, 'cause this is not an act
But here's the soundtrack, yeah
[Pre-Chorus: Spencer Charnas]
Sit back for the sequel of your dreams
All psychos crave more shocking scenes
Who cares if it bleeds beyond the screen...

[Chorus: All, Spencer Charnas]
Are you misunderstood? (Yeah!)
Are you more bad than good?
Welcome to Horrorwood
Where anyone would kill for a call back
The tabloids say, "There goes the neighborhood"
But long live Horrorwood
The only place it pays to be a hack!
But will you make the cut?
If you know

[Post-Chorus: All, Spencer Charnas]
Stardom's just an afterthought
For all those stabbed in the backlot
Piled up and left to rot
So how's this for an establishing shot?

[Breakdown]

[Chorus: All, Spencer Charnas]
Are you misunderstood? (Yeah!)
Are you more bad than good?
Welcome to Horrorwood
Where anyone would kill for a call back
The tabloids say, "There goes the neighborhood"
But long live Horrorwood
The only place where everyone should
[Bridge: Spencer Charnas, Ricky Armellino]
Fear the premiere
There's always a target out on the red carpet
Between "Silver Screams" something's awakened
And you'll never make it
But enjoy the show!

[Guitar solo]
(Yeah!)

[Outro: All, Spencer Charnas, Ricky Armellino & Dan Sugarman]
Are you misunderstood? (Yeah!)
Are you more bad than good?
Welcome to Horrorwood
Where anyone would kill for a call back
The tabloids say, "There goes the neighborhood"
But long live Horrorwood
The only place it pays to be a hack!
To be a hack!
Welcome back!