[Spoken Intro from Carson Beck]
The final track which you are about to hear was long ago hidden away
Deemed too grotesque for public consumption by the American recording industry. Recently, however, it was unearthed by the homicide department of the LAPD. The song would soon gain infamy as key evidence allegedly linking Ice Nine Kills front man, Spencer Charnas, to the brutal slaying of his twenty-eight year old fiancé. Though the original title of this disturbing number remains unknown, this cut would forever bе known as: Welcome to Horrorwood

[Verse 1: Spencer Charnas, Spencer Charnas & Joe Occhiuti]
Ink fills the pagе
A classic killer completes the cast
If evil's all the rage
Cut to the close up, then fade to black

[Pre-Chorus: Spencer Charnas]
Sit back for the sequel of your dreams
All psychos crave more shocking scenes
Who cares if it bleeds beyond the screen?

[Chorus: Spencer Charnas, Patrick Galante & Joe Occhiuti]
Are you misunderstood?
Are you more bad than good?
Welcome to Horrorwood
Where anyone would kill for a call back

[Verse 2: Spencer Charnas, Ricky Armellino, Spencer Charnas & Joe Occhiuti]
'Cause everyone is just so fucking
Desperate for fame
I can't blame the savages (Blame the savages)
This town attracts
I guess we're all insane (Insane)
So silence the critics, 'cause this is not an act
But here's the soundtrack, yeah
[Pre-Chorus: Spencer Charnas & Joe Occhiuti]
Sit back for the sequel of your dreams
All psychos crave more shocking scenes
Who cares if it bleeds beyond the screen

[Chorus: Ricky Armellino, Spencer Charnas & Joe Occhitui & Doc Coyle, Joe Occhitui]
Are you misunderstood? (Yeah)
Are you more bad than good?
Welcome to Horrorwood
Where anyone would kill for a call back
The tabloids say, "There goes the neighborhood"
But long live Horrorwood
The only place it pays to be a hack
But will you make the cut?
If you know

[Post-Chorus: Spencer Charnas & Ricky Armellino & Joe Occhiuti, Spencer Charnas]
Stardom's just an afterthought
For all those stabbed in the backlot
Piled up and left to rot
So how's this for an establishing shot?
Move
Let me fucking hear you scream

[Chorus: Ricky Armellino, Spencer Charnas & Joe Occhitui & Doc Coyle, Joe Occhitui]
Are you misunderstood? (Yeah)
Are you more bad than good?
Welcome to Horrorwood
Where anyone would kill for a call back
The tabloids say, "There goes the neighborhood"
But long live Horrorwood
The only place where everyone should
[Bridge: Spencer Charnas, Joe Occhiuti, Ricky Armellino]
Fear the premiere
There's always a target out on the red carpet
Between "Silver Screams" something's awakened
And you'll never make it
But enjoy the show
Are you fucking ready?
Let's go

[Guitar solo]

[Chorus: Ricky Armellino, Spencer Charnas & Joe Occhitui & Doc Coyle, Joe Occhitui, Spencer Charnas]
Are you misunderstood? (Yeah)
Are you more bad than good?
Welcome to Horrorwood
Where anyone would kill for a call back
The tabloids say, "There goes the neighborhood"
But long live Horrorwood
The only place it pays to be a hack
To be a hack
Welcome back
California, scream
Thank you. Ladies and gentleman of Riverside, we are Ice Nine Kills. We fucking love you. Welcome to Horrorwood