[Spoken Word]
Hello kiddies and creeps of all ages. We've already arrived at tonight's maimed event. I've got a band for you who know a thing or two about rot and roll. So lend me your fears because if you leave now, you'll be making a grave mistake. I call this one, Ice Nine Kills

[Verse 1: Spencer Charnas, Spencer Charnas & Joe Occhiuti, Spencer Charnas & Joe Occhiuti & Patrick Galante]
In the wealthiest sections, a killer complexion is often a great alibi
Valentino couture mixed with violence and gore
"Well, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy"
With my beauty routinеs and a fridge full of spleens
Some might say it's extrеme, but it's time to say goodbye

[Chorus: Spencer Charnas & Joe Occhiuti, Spencer Charnas]
So to hell with good intentions
So to hell is where I'll go
But the Devil makes exceptions
For All-American psychos

[Interlude: Woman & Spencer Charnas]
"Patrick, where are you going?'
"I'm just leaving"
"But why?"
"I have to return some videotapes"

[Verse 2: Spencer Charnas & Joe Occhiuti, Spencer Charnas, Joe Occhiuti]
You'll find no escape once you're captured on tape
I'm aware it's a bit avant-garde
("Not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash")
Casually cleaving without ever grieving
But wait, let me give you my card
"That's bone"
There is no real me, just this dark entity
That cannot be redeemed so it's time to say goodbye
[Chorus: Spencer Charnas & Joe Occhiuti, Ricky Armellino, Spencer Charnas]
So to hell with good intentions
So to hell is where I'll go
But the Devil makes exceptions
For All-American psychos
Hold my calls, I'll kill them all
Riverside
So to hell with good intentions
For All-American psychos

[Skit: Spencer Charnas & Jacoby Shaddix]
How the fuck are we doing Riverside?
"Do you like Ice Nine Kills?"
"Not really"
"Their early work was a little bit too 'scene' for me
But when The Silver Scream came out I think they really came into their own
Commercially and artistically
The whole album has a refined melodic sensibility that really makes it a cut above the rest"
"Hey Paul"

[Verse 3: Spencer Charnas & Joe Occhiuti, Spencer Charnas]
"You've reached the law offices of Mitchell, Summerberg and Donald
Please leave a message"
Eric, hello, as my lawyer, you know
I'm psychotic, but I've crossed the line
I killed Drew, Chris and Mike, stabbed José with a knife
But I don't think I'm gonna get away with it this time
[Chorus: Spencer Charnas, Joe Occhiuti, Ricky Armellino]
Sing it
To hell with good intentions
To hell is where I'll go
But the Devil makes exceptions
For All-American psychos
Hold my calls, I'll kill them all
Riverside
So to hell with good intentions
For All-American, American psychos

[Spoken Word]
Breaking news alert. Spencer Charnas has been taken into custody after the brutal slaying of his twenty eight year old fiancé. What sounds like a plot right out of a Hollywood horror movie, tell channel nine that a mountain of evidence, found at the crime scene is a silence mask and an ice pick featured...

[Outro: Spencer Charnas]
This confession has meant nothing