[Ethan]
You think you're so awesome
Nobody's as cool as you
You're gonna impregnate everyone
Men and women too

But don't
Call me
When all the child support is due
'Cause I don't wanna be in your stupid band

You're so well connected
You wrote the lingo, the vocab
You're the king of the party
You know the dealer and the lab

But don't ask me why your band can't play 'cause they're stuck in rehab
'Cause I don't wanna be in your stupid band

[sick guitar solo]

No, I don't want to be in your stupid band
No, I don't
(don't)
Want
(want)
To
(to)
Be in your stupid band