[Chorus]
All men (All men)
All men are liars
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
Hey girls (Girls)
Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth
All men are liars and that's the truth

[Verse 1]
Well, do you remember Rick Astley?
He had a big fat hit, it was ghastly
He said, "I'm never gonna give you up or let you down"
Well, I'm here to tell you that dick's a clown
Though he was just a boy when he made that vow
I bet it all that he knows by now that

[Chorus]
All men (All men)
All men are liars
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
Hey girls (Girls)
Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth
All men are liars and that's the truth

[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
All men (All men)
All men are liars
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
Hey girls (Girls)
Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth
All men are liars and that's the truth

[Verse 2]
Among God's creatures man must be
The most slimy and slippery
There stands the naked ape in a monkey suit
Behind the little mustache he grew, that shifty brute
All the ones not choking on the words they ate
Are sweating on getting their stories straight

[Chorus]
All men (All men)
All men are liars
Their words ain't worth no more than worn out tires
Hey girls (Hey!)
Bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth
All men are liars and that's the truth
All men are liars and that's the truth
All men are liars