[Verse 1]
Oh, a little wishbone
I'll make a wish for a potato
Oh, a little wishbone
I'll make a wish for a potato

[Chorus 1]
I'll make a wish
For a potato

[Verse 2]
Pickin' out the fishbones
In my perch from Lake Champlain
Pickin' out the fishbones
In my perch from Lake Champlain

[Chorus 2]
Woah, those perch
Woah, those bones

[Verse 3]
Cookin' up tortillas, so much fun
When you got a bowl of beans
Cookin' up tortillas, so much fun
When you got a bowl of beans
[Chorus 3]
So much fun
Boil those beans

[Verse 4]
When we make spaghetti, everybody gathers 'round
And they eat it by the pound
When we make spaghetti, everybody gathers 'round
And they eat it by the pound

[Chorus 4]
They all gather 'round
They eat it by the pound

[Verse 5]
We fill up our guts then we turn it into shit
Then we get rid of it
We fill up our guts then we turn it into shit
Then we get rid of it

[Chorus 5]
Turn it into shit
We get rid of it

[Verse 6]
Oh, I see the dishes over there
They fill me with despair
Oh, I see the dishes over there
They fill me with despair
[Chorus 6]
Dishes over there
They fill me with despair