[Intro: Cal Chuchesta]
Hey hey, this my beat
Ho, ho, this my beat
Don't even get up on your feet
'Cause this is my beat

[Verse 1: Cal Chuchesta]
My name is Cal, but you know that
If you Cal me maybe, I'll Cal back
Gimme some digits and I'll come through
Might Cal you collect on the bluetooth too
Few rappers are livin' the life this lavish
Few rappers are livin' the life this savage
Few rappers are givin' us flows above average
Few rappers are givin' the mic this magic
Like witches and wizards and unicorns
When I got the mic, the raps is born
Real hip hap, a true MC
Here's some of my favorites if you don't believe
Kenny West, one of the best
Vanilla Ice, his hair was nice
Dr. Drake, sweet as cake
JC, he's okay to me
Hey!

[Hook: Cal Chuchesta]
Cal the best
Cal the best
Cal the best
Cal the best

[Verse 2: Cal Chuchesta]
Kendrick Lama, he's the rap Obama
Guccni Mane, what's he sayin'?
RiFF RAFF, you make me laugh
Sir Mix a Lot, your jams are hot
Real raps is back, but where's it been?
In Cal's head when the beat begins
I don't do anything else but win
Every bar gets composed in pen
You write your songs, don't trust ya
Don't need a writer, I'm a real ghostbuster
Heard those rhymes you're recyclin’
Get your mixtape throw in my recycle bin
Feel asleep on the intro, what's up with that?
Whatever buddy, thanks for the nap
Your bars are just copies of a copy
Sounding like sloppy off a floppy
If you could stop me then you top me
But your rhymes are way too copy
[Hook: Cal Chuchesta]
Cal the best, oh yeah
Here we go, here we go
Cal the best, oh yeah
Cal the best

[Interlude: Cal Chuchesta]
Okay, here we go gonna bust a fast flow!

[Verse 3: Cal Chuchesta]
I'm an imperical, lyrical miracle, I'm the hysterical
Spiritual, spherical farigold of miracle
Miracle, miracle, miracle, miracle spherical
Miracle lyrical theorical!
Lalalalanonononobababababaneaneaneaneaneaneanea
Don't make no sense, but I'll get some cabbage off it
Even soccer moms headin' off to Best Buy cop it
Stop it!
I will stop it, now
Hooo!

[Spoken Outro: Cal Chuchesta, OG Radio & DJ Slice]
Alright! How was that, guys?
Cal, uh, I'm gonna be completely honest with you live on WBD, uh, 47 Radio, OG Radio? I was a little disappointed, Cal. No offence
You weren't feelin' it?
It's not that I wasn't feelin' it, I just... mm... if I had to scale it from one to ten, I wouldn't scale it very favorably, you feel me?
Okay, well, I mean, you know, Slice liked it! Slice was likin' it!
Uh, Slice?
Yo, yo Cal, you're putting me in a compromisin' situation, okay? First, I'mma say this; you my dude, right?
Yeah?
We support—we always support you, Cal! Here on... radio...
Yo, yo, Cal's my dude, okay? We been partyin' together, man, but, but like, yo, I just... I dunno, I dunno about this [?] Cal man, I dunno, I'm not feelin' it, I...
You don't, you don't like my raps?
I ain't say that, but you, I, I'm sorry Cal...
Well, screw you guys! I'm angry! I'm outta here!
Cal! Cal, don't go man!
Come back son, please, man, hey, no... C'mon son! Hey, c'mon son! Don't do it...
No, no, I'm done! I'm done! I'm done!