[Verse 1]
Tank top, love handles
Tube socks, Jesus sandals
Cheap blender, ice bucket
Raw oysters, yeah, give me one and shuck it

[Pre-Chorus]
Holds up a frozen orange daiquiri and laughs
Here's to the boys at the factory

[Chorus]
No more building transmissions
He's going deep sea fishing
Catch a marlin, catch a tan, catch a local cover band
Hey, you gotta watch that man
He'll go coastal on you

[Verse 2]
Silver hair, silver Buick
Winter's coming, better move it
Southbound 'fore they get snowed under
Call the kids, tell them "See you next summer!"

[Chorus]
No more freezing their tails off
It's cataract sunglasses and a round of golf
Red skin, green plaid, margarita, dog track
Before you know it, Mom and Dad
They'll go coastal on you
[Bridge]
Sounds so good, got me thinking
What do y'all say after I'm done singing
We just take a little getaway, cruise it down the A1A?
Flora-bama to the Keys, better keep your eye on me
I'll go coastal on you

[Outro]
I'll go coastal on you
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, I'll go coastal on you