Alfie Templeman
I’m gonna wii myself
My lil bih love oatmeal
Ooh she fuck with that shit for real
That crackers on a fire diet
Her pussy tastes like grapefruit
Her legs are little breadsticks
She is a devoted catholic
She watches gluttonous slob
She fucking sucks my knob
She looks like Zoella Sugg
(scraagh Zoella)
I’m just a lil bitch
She makes 20k on twitch
(CRIKEY SHE IS RICH)
Huh, tell me about it

Frère jacques, frère jacques
Dormez-vous? dormez-vous?
This guy crapped his pants!
Stinky, stinky!
Ew, it smells like ass in here
Vaginaaa
Yeah, that’s right