[Verse 1: Alfie Templeman]
I like being sad
It's the bestest friend I've ever had
Oh, it's the only one that's always there
And it's the only one that seems to care

[Chorus: Alfie Templeman]
My best friend is a killer in disguise
She'll show you things you've never seen
You won't believe your eyes
My best friend has a lot to say 'bout you

[Verse 2: Alfie Templeman]
I like getting down
Well, he always comes around
And listens to the sound
Of my voice

[Chorus: Alfie Templeman]
My best friend is a killer in disguise
She'll show you things you've never seen
You won't believe your eyes
My best friend has a lot to say 'bout you

[Verse 3: Coach Party]
I can stick around
I can hold you when you're down
Can you feel me in your veins?
Will you free me?

[Chorus: Both]
My best friend is a killer in disguise
She'll show you things you've never seen
You won't believe your eyes
My best friend has a lot to say 'bout you

[Verse 4: Alfie Templeman]
She's a killer and she don't care
They say that she can take you anywhere
She's your partner in your crimes
It's so good to know that she is mine
[Chorus: Both]
My best friend is a killer in disguise
She'll show you things you've never seen
You won't believe your eyes
My best friend has a lot to say 'bout you
My best friend is a killer in disguise
She'll show you things you've never seen
You won't believe your eyes
My best friend has a lot to say 'bout you