[Intro: Ms. Fiona Frizzle, Arnold, Wanda, Kids]
Seatbelts, everyone!
Please let this be a normal field trip...
With the Friz?
No way!
Oh...

[Verse 1]
Cruisin' on down main street
You’re relaxed and feelin' good
Next thing that you know you're seein’—
(Wa-hoo!)
An octopus in the neighborhood?!

[Verse 2]
Surfin' on a sound wave
Swingin' through the stars (Yee-ha!)
Take a left at your intestine
Take your second right past Mars

[Chorus]
On the magic school bus
Navigate a nostril (Achoo!)
Climb on the magic school bus
Spank a plankton, too (Take that!)
On our magic school bus
Raft a river of lava
On the magic school bus
Such a fine thing to do! (Whoa!)
[Bridge]
So strap your bones right to the seat
Come on in and don't be shy —
Just to make your day complete
You might get baked into a pie

[Outro]
On the magic school bus
Step-step-step inside, it's a wilder ride!
Come on, ride on the magic school bus!