[Intro: Proof]
Drug nation, we know no denial (We're all stars! We're all stars!)
We are fuckin drug addicts, hah hah! (We're all stars! We're all stars!)
Dope show? Yes! Dope show? Yes!
Dope show? Gotta do it - Kurt Cobain!

[Verse 1: Proof & Rude Jude]
Sex, drugs, Rock 'N' Roll
Gave a little X, and I got some stroll
The tail of this roach is too hot to hold
Turn that up, that's the Counting Crows
Hy-dro, let's abuse it
Oh no! That's techno music
Homos and sex abusers
Slow mo', hit the exit Dudey!
A pill, bitch, and a room
Condom, beers, takes balloons
Ass, tits, acid
Pass it, that's it!
Puff, puff, and pass
Puff, puff, and pass!
The motherfuckin' blunt that's stuffed with hash
Don't make me have to punch yo' ass

[Chorus: Proof & Rude Jude]
Mom and Dad! I smoke weed
Mom and Dad! I do blow
Mom and Dad! I take E
Mom and Dad! I bang hoes
Oh Mom and Dad! I sniff paint
I've been bad! I drink 'gnac
Don't be mad please! I jerk off
Mom and Dad! I smoke crack
[Verse 2: Proof, Rude Jude & Salam Wreck]
My mind ain't where I left it last
I got an F in class; in fact, eff this class!
Why they call this a special class?
I want pressing ass, not test to pass
I do what I want, I'm tired of bein' bored
Pass the Corona and turn on some porn
Hand me an ambi' and I start snorin'
And don't say it's too early in the mornin'!
I'm horn dog but bad to the bone
Slick talkin' teacher give me ass, I'm alone
Here, take these pills and pass 'em along
I don't wanna die in my casket alone
Find me dead in a room with a hand full of 'shrooms
Morpheus, 'cause I took the red and the blue
Don't do drugs! No more
Don't do drugs! No less
Don't do drugs! Without me
Don't do DRUGS!
That's Kid Rock's advice, sip Vodka light
With a pregnant nun, dick slobbin' dyke
Aw come on Proof man, that ain't right!
Man fuck you Salam, it's hip-hop for life
I'm a cutthroat killa with a butter knife
Man, I got the dick that your mother likes
[Chorus: Proof & Rude Jude]
Mom and Dad! I smoke weed
Mom and Dad! I do blow
Mom and Dad! I take E
Mom and Dad! I bang hoes
Oh Mom and Dad! I sniff paint
I've been bad! I drink 'gnac
Don't be mad please! I jerk off
Mom and Dad! I smoke crack

[Outro: Rude Jude]
Ayo, Mom and Dad
Thanks a million for raising me bang up job Dad
You left when I was 5 dickhead!
Yo, I got a secret for you Mom
I don't even like going to those family reunions
I just go there to bang my cousins
That's it, you think I like playing volleyball?
I'm lookin' at their asses, Ma
I'm tryin' to knock up one of my cousins, Mom
Yo Pop, I think you're a fuckin' homo
Hey thanks for payin' for my college, I'm learnin' a lot
I'm learnin' a million, I'm learnin' a bunch of shit
Like how to put roofies in chick's drinks and fuck 'em in the face
Look for me at TeaBag.com bitch
Thanks Mom, thanks Dad you're great
Hey Proof, thanks for gettin' me on the fuckin' record
Pssh, college, I never been to college
Community college what?
I gotta say somethin' else, what?
Fuck it, I'm done