[Intro: Proof]
Drug nation, we know no denial (We're all stars! We're all stars!)
We are drug addicts, hah hah! (We're all stars! We're all stars!)
Dope show? Yes! Dope show? Yes!
Dope show? Gotta do it - Kurt Cobain!

[Verse 1: Proof & Rude Jude]
Sex, drugs, Rock 'N' Roll
Feels like my brain's coming out of my skull
The tail of this chick is too hot to hold
Turn that up, that's the Counting Crows
[Dido for my Buick?]
Disco and techno music
Strippers with breasts moving
Full lips and extra booty
Chill with chicks in a room
Condom, beers, party balloons
Splashes, classes
Bad chicks, that's it!
Puff, puff, and pass
Puff, puff, and pass!
Don't you know that smoke is bad?
Don't make me have to punch you dad

[Chorus: Proof & Rude Jude]
Mom and Dad! I can't read
Mom and Dad! I hate home
Mom and Dad! I can't sleep
Mom and Dad! I'm so blown
Oh Mom and Dad! I smoke squares
I've been bad! I got tats
Don't be mad please! I slam beers
Mom and Dad! I drink Jack
[Verse 2: Proof, Rude Jude & Salam Wreck]
My mind ain't where I lеft it last
I got an F in class; in fact, eff this class!
Why they call this a special class?
Thеy need to lesson gas, not test to pass
I do what I want, I'm tired of bein' bored
Pass the Corona and slice an orange
Fellas let's panty raid the dorms
And don't say it's too early in the mornin'!
I'm horn dog but bad to the bone
Slick talkin' teacher give me cash, I'm alone
Here, take this album, pass it along
I don't wanna die in my casket alone
Find me hugging a broom with a bucket or two
In the closet with R. Kelly with a cup full of brew
Don't do drugs! No more
Don't do drugs! No less
Don't do drugs! Without me
Don't do DRUGS!
That's Kid Rock's advice, sip Vodka light
With a pregnant nun, out starting fights
Aw come on Proof man, that ain't right!
Man bump you Salam, we having fun tonight
There's my English teacher and her butt looks nice
And I'm still hung-over from the other night
[Chorus: Proof & Rude Jude]
Mom and Dad! I can't read
Mom and Dad! I hate home
Mom and Dad! I can't sleep
Mom and Dad! I'm so blown
Oh Mom and Dad! I smoke squares
I've been bad! I got tats
Don't be mad please! I slam beers
Mom and Dad! I drink Jack