[Verse 1]
Staring at my picture book
She looks like Mary, Queen of Scots
She seemed very regal to me
Just goes to show how wrong you can be

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm gonna stop wasting my time
Somebody else would have broken both of her arms

[Chorus]
Sad song, sad song
Sad song, sad song

[Verse 2]
My castle, kids at home
I thought she was Mary, Queen of Scots
I tried so very hard
Shows just how wrong you can be

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm gonna stop wastin' my time
Somebody else would have broken both of her arms

[Chorus]
Sad song, sad song
Sad song, sad song
Sad song, sad song
Sad song, sad song
Sad song, sad song
Sad song, sad song
Sad song, sad song
Sad song, sad song

Sad song, sad song
Sad song, sad song
Sad song, sad song
Sad song, sad song

Sad song, sad song
Sad song, sad song