[Verse 1: Maxim Ludwig]
It's hard being a man
Living in a garbage pail
My landlady called me up
She tried to hit me with a mop

[Chorus: Maxim Ludwig & Angel Olsen]
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more

[Post-Chorus: Maxim Ludwig & Angel Olsen]
But if Candy would just come back
It'd be all right
And if Candy would just come back
It would be all right

[Verse 2: Angel Olsen]
I live with thirteen dead cats
A purple dog that wears spats
They're all out livin' in the hall
And I can't stand it anymore

[Chorus: Maxim Ludwig & Angel Olsen]
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
[Post-Chorus: Angel Olsen & Maxim Ludwig]
But if Candy would just come back
It'd be all right
If Candy would just come back
It'd be all right, be all right

[Verse 3: Maxim Ludwig]
I'm tired of living all alone
Nobody ever calls me on the phone
But when things start getting bad
I just play my music louder

[Chorus: Maxim Ludwig & Angel Olsen]
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it anymore more
I can't stand it, I can't stand it
I can't stand it, I can't stand it
I can't stand it, I can't stand it
I can't stand it, I can't stand it
I can't stand it, stand it, stand it, stand it, stand it