[Verse 1]
Down through the ages, men have died for their women
And they've done so so many times
But each time I loved one, I always lost one
And I guess the right one is so hard to find

[Chorus]
So I'm shopping for dresses with no one to wear them
One in each color and one in each style
Maybe someday I'll find me a lady to wear them
And my shopping will be done for a while

[Verse 2]
I bet somewhere a lady is a shopping for britches
Comparing the values and appraising each pair
Maybe someday the good Lord will let us together
And we'll both have a new wardrobe to wear

[Chorus]
But I'm shopping for dresses with no one to wear them
One in each color and one in each style
Maybe someday I'll find me a lady to wear them
And my shopping will be done for a while