[EDDIE]
Delilah Strict!

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
Oh, God, not you again!

[EDDIE]
You're looking scrumptious tonight....

[MISS STRICT slaps EDDIE.]

[EDDIE]
Ow!

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
Are you satisfied, Flagrante? Have you got what you desired?
You're destroying all I've worked for with this frenzy you've inspired!

[EDDIE]
Ain't it funny how things happen?
Can this really be by chance?
After all the time gone by...
We finally made it to the dance

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
Too little, too late, Flagrante!
[EDDIE, spoken]
You know I do believe the last time we were together was in a high school, very much like this

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
Correction: the last time we were together was in the backseat of your father's Studebaker. You were such a bad boy...

[EDDIE, spoken]
And you were such a good girl -- on the outside!
But I always knew there was a blazing inferno beneath the icy exterior! One day you were bound to melt, and when you did, I wanted to be there to -- lick up the puddle...
(sung)
I enjoyed the constant battles
Though the odds were none to slim
And I still recall those tussles
'Neath the bleachers in the gym
All the steam
All the sweat!

[MISS STRICT]
There are some things we'd be better to forget....

[EDDIE]
Do you remember French class, mon cher?

[MISS STRICT]
Yes, I recall that French class affair
[EDDIE]
Oh, to be wild and young

[MISS STRICT]
Exploring a foreign tongue

[EDDIE]
I left every day from French class
More certain than before
That under your je ne sais quoI --
I'd find l'amour!
Tell me, my love, does Glee Club ring a bell?

[MISS STRICT]
Yes, I remember Glee Club too well

[EDDIE]
Reason gave way to rhyme

[MISS STRICT]
Rapture in 4/4 time

[EDDIE]
There in the heat of Glee Club
Passions were expressed
For music, it never quite soothed
Your savage breast!
Exposé, my love
Exposé
I remember it well
It was heaven and hell
The games that we'd play
Exposé, my love
Exposé

[MISS STRICT]
You tore me apart

[EDDIE]
You stomped on my heart

[EDDIE & MISS STRICT]
Then cast me away
Exposé!

[EDDIE]
Then came the joys of art class at noon

[MISS STRICT]
Just hearing you speak of art class, I swoon

[EDDIE]
There we knew no restraints

[MISS STRICT]
Dripping in Tempera paints

[EDDIE]
Surrounded by works Romantic
Secrets were disclosed
Leaving your feelings stripped bare --
And you exposed!

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
You liked to neck during football games!

[EDDIE, spoken]
One little pass and you'd blush!

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
You tried so hard for a touchdown!

[EDDIE, spoken]
You longed for the offensive rush!

[EDDIE & MISS STRICT]
And oh, the excitement
The thrill of the scene

[EDDIE, spoken]
The sight of your pom-poms!

[MISS STRICT]
And the smell of Brilliantine!

[INSTRUMENTAL]

[EDDIE & MISS STRICT]
Exposé, my love
Exposé
I remember it well:
It was heaven and hell
The games that we'd play
Exposé
My love
Exposé

[MISS STRICT]
You tore me apart!

[EDDIE]
You stomped on my heart!

[EDDIE & MISS STRICT]
Then cast me away!
Exposé!
Exposé!
Exposé!