[TOFFEE]
Finding the slope of X and Y
And Jonny's there
Adding the root of Z times pi
And Jonny's there
Finals approaching
But what's the use?
How can find the hypotenuse
Mixed up as I am
With thoughts of you?
Oh, what am I going to do?
What am I going to do?

Easy to say
I should leave him behind
Open my eyes
Sever the ties
And try to unwind
Ev'ry one says
I should make up my mind
Easy to say
But, oh --
Jon without a "H"
You're a hard one to let go

Easy to say
That we're done with the dance
Let the curtain descend
And bring to an end
This one-act romance
Easy to know
There was never a chance
Time to let go
And yet --
Jon without an "H"
You're a hard guy to forget
How can I study for this exam?
Is there an answer to love?
Is it A, what I know, or B, what I feel?
Why can't it be all the above?

[PHONE RINGS]

[TOFFEE, spoken]
Hello?

[CANDY, spoken]
Hi, Toffee. It's Candy!

[COCO, spoken]
Candy?

[CANDY, spoken]
Coco?

[GINGER, spoken]
Toffee?

[TOFFEE, spoken]
Ginger?

[CANDY, spoken]
Ah! It's a party line!
[TOFFEE, spoken]
What were you all calling about?

[GIRLS, spoken]
Jonny was on tv!

[CANDY, spoken]
Did you see it?

[TOFFEE, spoken]
Did I see it? How could I miss it? He was on all three channels!
Oh, what's a girl to do when her dead ex-boyfriend asks her to the prom?

[GIRLS]
You left Jonny
Now, you're feeling low
'Cause whether he's dead or not
He certainly loves you so
How he loves you
Oh, it's a...

[TOFFEE & GIRLS]
Teen--teen--teen--teenager's dilemma!

[GIRLS]
Though it's plain to see
That it's you he's dreaming of
[TOFFEE & GIRLS]
Just a teen--teen--teen--teenager's dilemma!

[TOFFEE]
Who will my escort for the prom be
Now that the boy next door's a zombie?

[GIRLS]
They laid his body six feet under
But even death can't steal the thunder

[TOFFEE & GIRLS]
Of teenagers in love!

[TOFFEE, spoken]
Oh, and he really does love me, doesn't he?

[CANDY, spoken]
Oh, Toffee, that boy really cares for you

[GINGER, spoken]
Yeah, it's written all over what's left of his face!

[TOFFEE, spoken]
Oh, but girls, this could mean the end of everything. Even the prom! What will Miss Strict say?

[GINGER, spoken]
You've got to make up your own mind, Toffee

[COCO, spoken]
You're not a little girl anymore

[CANDY, spoken]
That's right, Toffee. You're a senior!

[TOFFEE, spoken]
Thanks, girls. Gotta go!

[GIRLS, spoken]
Bye, Toffee!

[CANDY, spoken]
Hope to see you at the prom!

[TOFFEE & GIRLS]
Easy to say
(Easy to say)
This is no time to coast
(No time to coast)

[TOFFEE & GIRLS]
Everything warps
When your boyfriend's a corpse

[TOFFEE & GIRLS]
Still, love matters most!
(Love matters most)
Easy to say
(Easy to say)
I should give up the ghost
(Give up the ghost)

[TOFFEE & GIRLS]
Better to say "I'll try"
Jon without an "H"
You will always...

[TOFFEE & GIRLS]
Be my guy!
(My, oh, my! Oh, couldn't you die?)
Jon without an "H"
You will always...
(You'll always)
You'll always be...
Be my guy!
(Always be, you'll always be)
You're my guy!
(Be her guy!)