Original Cast of Zombie Prom
The C Word
[JONNY]
Toffee, Toffee...

[GINGER]
Study hall, Toff
Get your homework!

[COCO]
Whatcha got today?

[TOFFEE]
Nothin' but math
What's the whoop?
I mean, who uses math anyway?

[CANDY]
But I thought you wanted to be
A nuclear-what's-it's-cracker-jack

[TOFFEE]
What does it matter?
Nothing I do will ever bring Jonny back
Nothing will bring my Jonny back...

[GIRLS]
Life is rough
But enough's enough
More's in store for you
[CANDY]
You loved Jon
But he's come and gone

[COCO]
And you still are goin' boo-hoo-hoo

[GINGER]
You loved Jon
But you must move on

[GIRLS]
You know he'd want you to

[JONNY]
Toffee, Toffee...

[TOFFEE, spoken]
What was that?

[GINGER, spoken]
Toffee?

[CANDY, spoken]
Toffee, what's the matter with you?
[TOFFEE]
Ev'ry now and then
I hear his voice
Hear my darlin' Jon
Ev'ry now and then
I see his face
Yeah, he's dead but he ain't gone...

[JAKE]
Toffee, I know
We all miss Jonny
But come back to the ground!

[JOEY]
Gotta cheer up
He only died!

[JOSH]
Hey, it's not like he's screwing around!

[GIRLS, spoken]
Ugh!

[CANDY, spoken]
Josh, honestly!
[GINGER, spoken]
What kind of thing is that to say to someone who just drove her boyfriend to suicide?

[COCO, spoken]
Ginger's right. Jonny's a dead subject

[CANDY, spoken]
Besides who can think of anything else with the prom just around the corner?

[TOFFEE, spoken]
Listen to you all! Someone died, and all you're worrying about is who to take to the stupid old prom?
As if any of that matters!

[CANDY, spoken]
Oh, Toffee, you're just upset. You can't mean that!

[JAKE, spoken]
We've got a keen theme this year, Toffee!

[JOEY, spoken]
An evening of miracles and molecules!

[COCO, spoken]
What could be more important than the prom?

[GINGER, spoken]
A-and you'll be a shoo-in for Prom Queen, Toffee!

[JOSH, spoken]
You'll get the sympathy vote!

[KIDS, spoken]
Ugh!

[JOSH, spoken]
What?!

[TOFFEE]
Life's a trap
Of the same old crap
No such thing as new

[GINGER, spoken]
The "C" word! She said the "C" word!

[TOFFEE]
Moms and pops
And senior hops
And who is dating who-who-who
Fall to spring
It's the same old thing --
It's crap the whole year through!

[GINGER, spoken]
Twice! She said it twice!

[TOFFEE]
It's crap! The whole year...

[GINGER, spoken]
Three times!

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
That will be quite enough out of you, missy!

[GINGER, spoken]
She said the "C" word, Miss Strict! The really bad one: rhymes with "map."

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
Thank you, Ginger!

[TOFFEE, spoken]
Snitch!

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
Toffee! Child! What sort of insanity is this?
Perhaps what you need is a little reminder of what Enrico Fermi High is all about!
The school motto, children...

[BOYS, spoken]
Rules!

[GIRLS, spoken]
Regulations!

[MISS STRICT, spoken]
And...?

[KIDS, spoken]
Respect!