[KIDS]
Isn't it great to be a senior?
Isn't it cool to be high strung?
Isn't it hot to have a steady?
Isn't it tops just being young?
Bein' a kid is havin' it easy
No hassles, no regrets
Isn't it great, cool, hot, tops, hip?
Yeah, this is as good as it gets!

[BOYS]
There goes Toffee

[GIRLS]
Dressed in black again

[KIDS]
Hoping against all hope
That Jonny comes back again...
She's a teen--teen--teen--
Teen-ager in mourning
From the morning light
To that last dismissal bell
Just a teen--teen--teen--
Teenager in mourning
Where once the girl was effervescent
She's now a poster-child depressant
A problematic post-pubescent
A convalescing adolescent
A teenager in hell!

[CANDY, spoken]
Hey, look, Toffee. The senior prom. Ain't it swell?

[TOFFEE, spoken]
I won't be going to my senior prom

[COCO, spoken]
Why not, Toffee?

[TOFFEE, spoken]
Because I haven't got a boyfriend... anymore!

[JOEY, spoken]
Jeez, Toff. Lighten up!

[JOSH, spoken]
It's been three whole weeks!

[KIDS]
Isn't it great?
[TOFFEE]
I've got no boyfriend

[KIDS]
Isn't it cool?

[TOFFEE]
That's my fate

[KIDS]
Isn't it hot?

[TOFFEE]
I've got no future

[KIDS]
Isn't it tops?

[TOFFEE]
I've got no date!

[KIDS]
Bein' a kid is havin' it easy
No hassles, no regrets

[GIRLS]
Isn't it great, cool, hot, tops, hip, and --
[BOY]
Isn't it swell, neat, keen, wild, fab?

[TOFFEE]
Is this as good as it --

[KIDS]
This is as good as it gets!

[ALL, spoken]
Yeah!