[Intro]
I don't like you, Microsoft
Nothing personal, kid
But I must go all out
Just this once

[Verse 1]
Bing or Copilot, whichever will it be?
Sit the fuck down, Microsoft, I'm here to spill the real tea (Uh)
You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
But you, Redmond, you lose, so best think you haven't won
When I'm through with you, we're gonna be completely fuckin' done
'Cause we only just begun, I review you: *clap clap*
Zero, bye bitch, gone
So come on, Microsoft, looking hungry for some drama
Here, let me sеrve you bitch lasagna

[Chorus]
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Microsoft ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at Microsoft, they just crying for their mama
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Microsoft ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Microsoft just wеt themselves in their pajamas
[Verse 2]
So who the hell is Bing and why you wanna kiss her? (Ew)
I'm a Windows User while you're just a Bad Dictator (Oof)
You got a fifth of the population in your nation, but
I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (Oops)
Windows Vista, what the fuck is that even supposed to crash?
Your language sounds like it comes from people calling this "Windows Trash"
No papa, no papa, yes papa; Bill Gates
Now down all of this error and let's throw this fuckin' party with some—

[Chorus]
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at Microsoft, they're just crying for their mama
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Microsoft ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Look at Microsoft, they just wetting their pajamas
Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
Microsoft ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna

[Outro]
You got a population of one point three-two billion
But most your interace can't seem to hit even a million
Sub-bot!