[PHINEAS]
Why just act our age?
The world is ours, time to engage!

[COMPANY]
Blast the bass and flash the lights
Welcome to the laser fight!

[BALJEET]
Run, shoot, play it cool
Please follow the safety rules

[COMPANY]
Blast away your friends on sight
Welcome to the laser fight!

[ISABELLA]
This bridge has a robot boss
Fifteen points if you can cross

[PHINEAS]
Score a hundred points to win
Then double elimination

[COMPANY]
Our vests are on
[RED TEAM]
It’s time for big fun!

[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!

[COMPANY]
Our guns are drawn

[RED TEAM]
Let’s have some big fun

[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!

[COMPANY]
With lit technology
We’ll be a laser prodigy

[RED TEAM]
It’s big fun

[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!

[COMPANY]
Big fun!
Woo!
[CANDACE, spoken]
Okay, okay, okay. So the hoop earrings go with the red drеss

[STACY, spoken]
No, hoops go with blue

[JENNY, spoken]
You want the dangly topaz!

[CANDACE, spoken]
Wait, do you guys hear that? It sounds likе danger and insolence

[JENNY, spoken]
I think it’s your brothers

[CANDACE, spoken]
Jenny, window report!

[JENNY, spoken]
Woah

(sung)
Some kid just shot a beam of green
While bouncing on a trampoline

[COMPANY]
Bouncing up and taking flight
Welcome to the laser fight!
[CANDACE]
Big, bad, treacherous
Just wait ‘till Mom gets a load of this!

[COMPANY]
Crush the giant parasite
Welcome to the laser fight!

[CANDACE]
Dreams are coming true
But how can I let this ensue?
I won’t delay
I won’t digress
My mom is gonna see this mess!

[COMPANY]
Our vests are on

[RED TEAM]
It’s time for big fun!

[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!

[COMPANY]
Our guns are drawn

[RED TEAM]
Let’s have some big fun

[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!

[CANDACE]
What are you doing, Stace?!

[STACY, spoken]
I think I just destroyed blue’s base!

*Candace groans*

[COMPANY]
Big fun!
Big fun!
Big fun!

[JENNY, spoken]
That actually looks like-

[RED TEAM]
Big fun!

[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!

[COMPANY]
Big fun!
Woo!

[BUFORD, spoken]
Alright, blue nerds, listen up! In nineteen seconds, red’s wall goes down. When that happens, what are we gonna do?!

[LYDIA]
Gonna make ‘em go wee! Wee! Wee! Wee!

[RED TEAM]
Big fun!

[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!

[STACY, spoken]
Blue team approaching, twelve-thirty!

[RED TEAM]
Big fun!

[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!

[ISABELLA, spoken]
Quit it, Buford, get off of me!

[RED TEAM]
Big fun!

[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!

[CANDACE, spoken]
Mom, emergency!
You’ve gotta come home right this second!

[LINDA, spoken]
Did a satellite crash into the house?

[PHINEAS, spoken]
Where are you, Ferb? I’m comin’ for YOU!

[LINDA, poken]
Candace, are your brothers okay?

[CANDACE, spoken]
No, they’re shooting lasers at each other!

[LINDA, spoken]
Lasers, really? Candace, I think you need to cool off

[COMPANY]
This round is hot, hot, hot!

[RED TEAM]
It's time for big fun!

[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!

[PHINEAS]
Molten lava on spot!

[RED TEAM]
We’re having big fun!

[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!

[COMPANY]
So let the speakers blow
While we escape this volcano

[CANDACE]
Mom, you have no clue
'Bout all the things your children do!

[CANDACE & COMPANY]
Time is running out
Help me make a turnabout

[RED TEAM]
It’s big fun

[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!

[RED TEAM]
Big fun

[BLUE TEAM]
Big fun!

[RED TEAM]
Big fun

[COMPANY]
Big fun!
Pew!
*laser noises*