[Verse 1]
Well I got warrants in Texas
And I swear that I ain't goin back
Well I rode near that border and a man pulled me off that track

Well I got warrants in Texas
And I ain't goin back again
You'll find me under a bridge with my dog and a bottle of gin

[Chorus]
I said "Now where will you go when the border patrol finds you"?
Where will you go when that grainer hole won't hide you?
Where will you go when that light shines right beside you?
Where the cows give milk, Lord!
And the whiskey is brewww-

[Verse 2]
Well I got warrants in Texas
And I'm goin somewhere else instead
I ain't wakin up again with a gun stickin to my head

Well I got warrants in Texas
Oh along with the whole damn band
Well they're callin me from Houston to bail 'em out again

[Chorus]
I said "Where will you go when the border patrol finds you"?
Where will you go when that grainer hole won't hide you?
Where will you go when that light shines right beside you?
Where the cows give milk, Lord!
And the whiskey is brewww-
[Repeat Chorus]