[Intro]
Lets give it up for
STARK's RAP BATTLES!
Henry Stickmin!
Versus
Phil Eggtree!
Begin!

[Verse 1: Henry]
The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny flashhack
Who thinks he can step to Stickmin, guess he hasn't seen my clapback
Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil's not-so-Swift sadness
Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness
I mean, you're messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blue
My games are a blast when I bring laughs, no one can say the same about you
So riddle me this, if you can, we know you're not the sharpest bulb in the shed
How can you claim to have fame when you're put to shame by another egg?
Who's got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
Who's game birthed a dev team and whole company from a meme?
But then who's schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
Cause it's not me who's cranking sequels kust to make ends meet, geez!

[Verse 2: Phil]
A whole decade for your first words? I must say I'm thrilled
In this scrap, you're getting capped regardless of the gimmicks you instil
Just a bully taking dollars, but got no digits on the weight scale
So come at me Stick Bug, this loss'll be your 348th fail!
Spitting colder than Zack- er, hotter than Zack; a twig'll get snapped when I'm on the attack
But if I tried to sit through your whack class, I'd end up falling asleep on the track
Stickmin's just a Ghost Inmate, so there's no need to keep my guard up
Hard to Escape Prison when you've been surrounded by my bars, huh?
I'll be the one collecting coins, while you're lacking common cents
And after all your countless antics I'd think you'd grasp some common sense
With all those video game tie-ins you constantly seem to harp
For one who prides himself on intelligence, that wasn't very... pointy
Once I crack the case of this Basket Case, then he'll truly see that
When it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class, I always have the key
You're no Valiant Hero, you ditched from the army to pinch more cash
Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I've got this in the bag! (Ha!)
[Verse 3: Henry]
I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall, you know I pack the sleek flow too
Your whole deal is "bargain bin Ferris Bueller with a dash of Pico's School
But if you really wanna compare us, I'll serve this Egghead over easy
My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, let's see
Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers' reactions
Yet you couldn't hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I'm packin'
Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes, I've beat them all, and then-
What did you do that's new? Oh yeah! Escaped school... again...
Priceless gems? I steal em! Brighter friends? You need em!
I'm breakin' Banks and taking tanks, you use plot holes for your freedom!
No matter what you point and click, I top your "Legacy Edition" anyday
But it seems like I had no trouble "Completing the Diss-ion" anyway!

[Verse 4: Phil]
This beaver's spittin' 'gainst this bread crumb from the internet's trash can
After countless parodies, this rash distraction's at his last stand
Tried to capitalize on nostalgia, relying on tired gaming cliches
While I've been going strong for many years and I'm still free to play! (Ay!)
Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your "valid stingers"
I've seen sicker stick figure spitters come out of Salad Fingers
No matter what the timeline, that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles if you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan (Oh!)

[Outro]
Who was the flashiest?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well you decide!
This is been Stark Rap Battles
See you next time!