Freshy Kanal
Coraline vs. Alice in Wonderland
[Intro]
Rap Battle!
Coraline...
Vs...
Alice...
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Alice (HalaCG)]
I’m late, I’m late!
Years behind in producing my remake long-awaited
Seems like I landed in a time
Where nightmares are PG-Rated
Coraline’s a horrifying borderline
Rip-off of me, so here’s a few pointers
You bit off your design and storyline
Like a walrus chomping on oysters
So let me break fast on this little pathetic Hot Topic dresser
Who’s fame passed faster than her empty pocketed director
I’m sailing on the ocean, we’re not sitting on the same boat
We all know what happens to kiddies in yellow raincoats
Holding up a Looking Glass, you’re far out of the picture
Doing it just like your parents: recognize and ditch ya
But it’s no wonder as you land next to the ghost kids
How ironic, you’ve made everybody’s hearts stop-motion
[Verse 2: Coraline (Azia)]
Ew, what a messy attitude
Something I normally wouldn’t wanna confront
But when Coraline is at the core of a line
I double up the punches, so let me Tweedle-Dunk (Ey!)
I'mma spill the tea but this isn’t a Disney ride
We’re both falling asleep when you went over your lines
I’ve been peeking through my stone and, girl, it’s looking kind of spooky
‘Cause I couldn’t find a soul that was invested in your movies (Oh!)
Chased the win like a Rabbit and down you flew
My poem pokes your poker and the cards are playing you
All your magic potions got you trippin’ so much, you fell
I’m the queen, you’re a creepy crawler smoking up L’s
[Verse 3: Alice (HalaCG)]
Your whole life took a dive once you moved to Pink Palace
Home turned out like your head: a circus in the attic
So gather your parents, I’m gonna drag ‘em to your end
Letting them push your buttons into Stevie Wonder-land
[Verse 4: Coraline (Azia)]
You’ve been gone since like the ’50s, so watch your step
Once you brought in Johnny, you fell to another Depp-th
This chatter’s chapters don’t make her a badder rapper
The tracks you spat are a better battle matter for a madder hatter
No one could have foresaw the edgy remakes in your future
It’s like you went from Alice in Wonderland to Alice Cooper
Time is buttered, I don’t need to paint lines to make you suffer
Eight bars close the shutter on another Other Mother
[Verse 5: Alice (HalaCG) & Coraline (Azia)]
Save it, dollface, once you’re pushing daisies
You’ll be rose red
I’m ripping manic on this schizophrenic
Off with all her heads! (What?!)
One! Scrap the blackened psychology, you’re remaining
Two! The theatres put your fame under the basement
Three! Your whole world’s a snow globe, so why diss more?
You’ve locked the door, Caroline, careful what you wish for
[Verse 6: Coraline (Azia)]
(Ugh!) You could never ever size up, like even if
You think your brand would continue to grow
It looks like you totally must’ve gone mad (Huh?)
Alice in Wonderland Syndrome
‘Cause your reboots don’t go that far
Alice in the Land of Broken Hearts
Run from your hallucinations
But no dream could heal these scars
[Outro]
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
The next rap battle is on the way!