ERB, Chris vs. Don
Begin!

Verse - Don
Hey, it's Don, the host of the Ridonculous Race
My opponent here has a ridonculous face
I should've been the one to take his place
Someone spray this whiny bitch with mace
He's gonna take a beating
Like the food that all of his campers are eating
He almost died on a train with ugly-ass seating
Looks like my reign is already repeating
That hairline, Chris, is already retreating

Verse - Chris
Hey, Don, you think that was a burn
I'll bury you in ashеs, like my mother's fucking urn
You said you werе waiting for this track to take a turn
Your face is my only concern
You look like a ballsack
I carry this show like a backpack
Fresh out the studio carrying a fat stack
Too bad, let's run this track back
The only hilarity is that his flow is whack

Verse - Don
Big burn for the guy who is torturous
When it comes to his show, he has no resourcefulness
My popularity is just enormousness
Let me go back to my metamorphosis
Dine in for the show that you'll never forget
Dead in the desert, interns, wrap this bitch back up in a carpet
Throw this shit into a tar pit
Too bad your flows have split
Winning this invincible, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Verse - Chris
Well, Don, I am better at this game
I won the money, I won all the fame'
Now will you take the blame
For the rekindled flame, for murder
I will beat you until you're curdled
And I will jump over the boat with the sharks you were scared of
I will always play it rough, but you'll never play it tough
The words from your mouth are more than enough
Watch me melt you over a candle
Even at 42, I never lose my handle

Verse - Don
I'm gonna bury you deep in the dirt
Hit you with grenades until it doesn't hurt
I'll call your family, tell 'em that you're dead
Then show them a picture of your bitching slimy head
I will laugh like a psycho as they call the police
Stab you in the guts, show them the tease
No one will miss you in the whole wide world
Not even your crush, that Lindsay girl

Verse - Chris
Yo, not cool dude, I know where you sleep
On a fleshy bed with a bunch of silent sheep
All of the souls that you said you have reaped
Shut up, dickhead, not a peep
Who won!
Who's next!
You decide!
Epic Rap Battle of History!