[Verse 1: Lethal Company (Jay Chay, Freshy Kanal, Kurobane Azia, Garbage Gothic)]
I'm scanning two space monkeys standing in front of me
Yo, I think they're far from lethal, but it seems we got company
Oh, it's Olimar and Louie? Yeah, I think that they're from Smash Bros
Nah, they're just the backburner to Nintendo's backbone
So let me run in mask off, I've bashed in the Brackens
I capped off the mad dogs, left Nutcrackers cracked in
My shotty gonna blast off unlike your space trash bin
Then cash in the scrap shop the skulls of these captains
I'd blow a bubble just to blow through your defense
You'd be better saved from trouble if you plant a Chia Pet
Cause you need saving from your pals when you're dropped in hot shit
We're scoring Victory Royales 'cuz we're hot at drop ships
We stepped up like a mine, we blew up in the scene
While you haven't been in motion since New Play for the Wii
Yeah, you left behind your family, I'm sure that they miss you
But your marriage problems? That's a Dandori Issue

[Verse 2: Pikmin (littleflecks, Commander Jacob)]
This is Captain Olimar, Log 3-6
We found a game from Twitch clips that's already been eclipsed
I've wrestled Wraiths, Wollywogs, and Proggs that would be smoking 'ya
So it's no problem roasting on the ghost of Phasmophobia
So if we're gonna have a space race with this space waste
We conquered every cave on the planet where our base laid
You run in unfinished basements 'til you get your base pay
'til your player base realized they can't stand your base game
You wouldn't run if Backrooms didn't walk
Your atmosphere sucked so much it went out your air lock
You'd turn into pink mist to avoid a pink slip
I'm a master dog trainer while you're the Company's bitch
Louie, wanna add to this debate?
I'm really hungry but it looks like you just ate
That green fish you're holding looks really delicious
I wanna eat that with grilled leeks and some spinach
[Verse 3: Lethal Company (Jay Chay, Freshy Kanal, Kurobane Azia, Garbage Gothic)]
What? You're not even battle rapping! Guys, hold up...
It's almost 5 PM, and we still haven't hit the quota!
Well, we can take these Smeagols back soon as I shut their mouth up
Call you Andrew HocoTate the way you pretend to be Alph- AAAH!
Call me a Bulborb because I eat this beat like Pikmin...
...It's right behind me, isn't it?
Well, let me shoot my shot-
[gunfire]
Okay, yeah, I'm pretty sure they all just died
So I'm just gonna fuck off, goodbye

[Verse 4: Pikmin (littleflecks, Commander Jacob)]
Uh, well, that was annoying, can we leave?
Yeah, that didn't take much work for them all to be deceased
I've seen better survival instincts coming from our Pikmin
I guess they-
[incoming message, you're receiving a transmission]

[Verse 5: The Company (PE$O PETE)]
Well, your poor performance risks The Company from going under
Louie, I do not think you comprehend real hunger
Watch out only watchful eyes, money and metal on board
Stop playin', work with me? Your life is your reward
I need sustenance, satiate and work until your brain coarse
Or else we'll both have a Hocotate main course
Little fat spaceman, lost on an assigment
Bodies hard to find, what you signed on your fine print
My company is righteous, really balance on the line
Little Oli only work to see president's pockets lined
[Verse 6: The President (swizkii)]
Make way for The President, you talkin' 'bout my business?
People pay for your game and pass out in five minutes
You send your crew to your moons hoping they come back
Because your tentacles are too lazy to touch grass
I don't give two ships 'bout what your minions are bringing
The next time your bell rings it's me swingin'
Fire your guys, I'll watch you croak on the comms
Wanna survive? Give a fiery blow to my hog

[Outro: Watto (Fightmarker)]
I've had enough of this racket so can it!
I'm the first junk trader from an alien planet
Don't forget it, it's me: Watto from the first Star Wars movie
If you count me out like Dooku then you'll be in deep dookie!