[Verse 1]
I've been trying everything to feed my kicks
Spanking old ladies, giving it all I've got
When little ain't enough and your needs are too big
Learning by doing, chugging pee from a coffee cup

[Chorus]
Jump up and down on me, move back and forth on me
You've got to let it out
Scratch, if you have the needs, scream, I'm here to please
I'll be your pain in the ass
I'll be your designated driver from behind
Now turn around, don't let me down
I'll be your pain in the ass

[Verse 2]
Been standing on four, dressed like Batman
Juggling tits, bigger than Africa
A woman on a leash is not for me
And vanilla is too boring, it won't set me free

[Chorus]
Jump up and down on me, move back and forth on me
You've got to let it out
Scratch, if you have the needs, scream, I'm here to please
I'll be your pain in the ass
I'll be your designated driver from behind
Now turn around, don't let me down
I'll be your pain in the ass
[Bridge]
One way in, no way out
A giant leap for mankind
One way in, no way out
A giant leap for mankind

[Chorus]
Jump up and down on me, move back and forth on me
You've got to let it out
Scratch, if you have the needs, scream, I'm here to please
I'll be your pain in the ass
I'll be your designated driver from behind
Now turn around, don't let me down
I'll be your pain in the ass