[Intro: Mr Traumatik]

Very heavy
Very legendary
(Wunsen)

Very heavy
Very legendary
(Wunsen)

Very heavy
Very legendary
The first time I had sex was in a cemetery
I make her wet, more than a Serengeti
When I make her cum I leave her legs bendy like spaghetti (hah)

[Verse 1: Mr Traumatik]

The first time I had sеx was on a tombstone (yeah)
I fucked hеr so hard she had a couple bruised bones
It was so romantic, you could see the room glow
You could see Orion's Belt, Mercury and Pluto
I was fourteen (wow), that was when I lost my virginity (hah)
I wasn't nervous I had faith in my ability
She was in her late teens, nineteen or eighteen
I think her name was Phillipa, she was from the Phillipenes
The second time I had sex was in an alleyway (oh)
She was overweight and she had a flabby face (haha)
Her name was Becky, her poom poom was sweaty (wha-boom)
Her clitoris was looking like a fucking had grenade
She was stinking and she was very scatty (very scatty)
She never shaved and she had a smelly fanny
Her best mate friend Kate wanted to join
I fucked them in the alleyway and made them very happy (whoo)

I'm a funny bastard, I'm a dirty cunt (dirty)
I like [?] sex, I like burning blunts
I'm drinking spicy rum, I'm blazing purple skunk (yeah)
I got them Cali packs, them lot are nerds and runts (oh)
When my album's done I meditate for thirty months
I'm stacking dough and rapping bro and earning funds (cha-ching)
Where the groupies at? I leave them squirting cum (splash)
When I stick it all in I think I'm hurting 'em (boosh)

I love gingers I love blondes and I love brunettes (yes)
I love women, I don't have no Durex
Sex is natural, I'm just talking factual
It's me and five women in a room having group sex (wow)
I'm a dirty guy, I'm a nymphomaniac (uh)
I got a high IQ yeah I'm a braniac (yeah)
You're a disappointment yeah you're a lazy twat
And your missus she got hairy nipples and a veiny back
[Bridge: Mr Traumatik]

Very heavy
Very legendary
(Wunsen)

Very heavy
Very legendary
(Wunsen)

Very heavy
Very legendary
The first time I had sex was in a cemetery (ah)
I make her wet, more than a Serengeti
When I make her cum I leave her legs bendy like spaghetti

[Verse 2: Devilman]

It's the Devilman I'm very legendary
The first time I had sex was on top of a ferry
I pulled out, looked at her and squirted on her belly
I had a condom but she said it wasn't necessary (Wunsen)

The second time I had sex I think her name was Kerry
I popped her cherry it was sweet like a berry (was sweet)
She smelt fresher than a rosemary
I got loads of girls like books in a library
Very, very, very legendary
When I went to school I had sex with the secretary (yeah)
We done it doggystyle, done it missionary
When I found a new position it was revolutionary
(Y'know what I mean, yeah)

It all used to be imaginary
But now I'm living the dream, it's extraordinary
I love Elizabeth, I love Carla and Kelly
I love making them squirt juice like cranberry

I'm a raw legend, make your girl cum in four seconds
In the bedroom I don't need any raw lessons
If you don't like my raw presence
Like modern warfare, you're gonna need more weapons

I big up the man, I'm big all over the van
When I carress'a the breast, I use a particular hand
I met one girl, she told me to suck on her tit for a grand (grand)
She wrapped her hair up in a band like she had something planned
(Wunsen)

I get girls at the flick of a hand
You lot get no girls, you might as well stick your dick in the sand
They say that I'm out of hand, my lyrics are dirty, they should get banned
Addictive like drinking alcohol, addictive like smoking grams

I'm a dirty guy, but nobody understands
When I'm finished with my hoe I pass her to one of my mans
The last time I had sex it was with one of my fans
Now I'm staying focused, I just wanna follow my plans