[Verse 1: Pendleton Ward]
So Finn and Jake
Set out to find a new home
It's gonna be tough
For a kid and a dog on their own
Here's a little house
Aw, Finn's stickin' his foot in
Well, that's a bad idea, dude
'Cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn!
And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill!
And thinkin' livin' on a cloud would be totally thrillin'
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride
A beehive, oh nooo-ooo-ooo!
Don't put your foot in there, guy!
Y'all tried that before
And you know it didn't turn out right!
Big shell, go inside
Look around, it seems alright
Frog jumps out
And barfs a tiger!
Throwin' down potions for food and fiiiiiire!

[Verse 2: Pendleton Ward]
You know you should've stayed
And fought that sexy vampire lady
But Jake was feeling terrified
He was super scared of her vampire bite
Which is understandable
'Cause vampires are really powerful
They're unreasonable
And burnt out on dealing with mortals
Oh, Marceline
Why are you so mean?
[Refrain: Marceline]
I'm not mean
I'm a thousand years old
And I just lost track of my moral code

[Refrain: Pendleton Ward]
Oh, Marceline
Can't you see these guys are in pain?

[Refrain: Marceline]
No I can't
I'm invested in this very cute video game

[Verse 3: Pendleton Ward]
So there go our boys
Walkin' on the icy ground
Headin' towards their destiny
I'm sure they'll figure somethin' out