[Verse 1]
We sleep all day and rock the night
We just get up to start another fight
We kiss and then we bite

[Refrain]
We are trainwrecks

[Verse 2]
You don't keep house and I'm a slob
You're freaking out because I can't keep a job
We don't update our blogs

[Refrain]
We are trainwrecks

[Chorus]
People love to tell us what to do
That's just 'cause they're jealous of me and you

[Verse 3]
We're digging through the couch for cash
We're taking cabs because both our cars are trashed
But we're still kicking ass

[Refrain]
We are trainwrecks
[Interlude]
Trainwrecks
We're still kicking ass

[Refrain]
We are trainwrecks

[Chorus]
We think it's uncool to be on time
Mooching off our friends is not a Federal crime

[Verse 4]
Someday we'll cut our critics down to size
And crash a Diddy party in disguise
We fall but then we rise

[Refrain]
We are trainwrecks

[Outro]
Trainwrecks
That's the story of our lives
We are trainwrecks
Trainwrecks
That's the story of our lives
We are trainwrecks