Andy Milonakis
Crazy Rap
[Verse 1]
Yeah you got beef
Yeah you got beef
I fucked your mother in her dumb teeth
'Cause her teeth has a pussy
But I like when her teethy pussy is on me
It's on my dick and it feels real slick
But yo, it kinda scrapes me
I'm depressed, I kinda hate me
I hate me more than you do, dad
Are you glad that I moved out?
Are you glad that I shout
When you touch me on my no-no spot?
Your fuckin' blood clot
I hope you fuckin' rot in hell
What's that motherfuckin' smell?
It's your corpse rottin'
Oh my God I eat [?]
'Cause I don't like food
Yo
I'm in a bad mood
I'm real rude
Like a rude dude who doesn't say 'excusе me'
When he puts his mеat into your pussy
Oh my God, I don't know what I'm talkin' about 'cause I'm a fuckin' crazy white little fat kid
I fuck dikes
And I fuck ducks
I fuck skunks
And I fuck skanks
I fuck skanks
I fuck Dax from Punk'd
Oh my God you got junk in the trunk
Let me fuck it
Let me fuck your trunk
Let me fuck your car
I'll put my dick in your gas tank
You can thank my father for me being gay
But I'm not, 'cause I like pussy
And I like getting my blood clot paaaaaasst yours
Yo
Why do I fuck animals?
'Cause they're so beautiful, right?
You little beautiful duck
You little beautiful goose
You little beautiful geese
I drink Grey Goose
I fuck gay geese
I fuck my neice
I fuck your fleece, like Old Navy
My tits are gravy
My belly button's made of strawberry something
But I'm nothing
Everybody calls me a zero
But I'm an internet hero
So give me some gold metals
And I'll give you some some rose petals
On your bloody asshole
Yo
Yo, yo
I like the mouse too
And the little pige- pigeons 'cause their beak tickles my penis engine
And the transmission
I know you're wishin' this little fat kid would listen for one second to himself
'Cause he might stop rappin' 'bout stupid shit and he'll put the camera on the shelf
Oh my God
Touch myself, touch my wealth
I got Benjamins but would you lend me a dollar, kid?
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a buck today
Ya dead like Uday and Qusay
I'm gay, but I like puss-ay
I rock [?]
No I don't
I rock echo
I got a tattoo
It's of a gecko
You could see it 'cause I got the night vision on
Yeah, you're not listenin', you're not listenin' to yourself
Yo yo yo yo yo
Let's rap about geese again
Let's rap about hens again
Let's rap about Mexicans
Yo, one day I took my mind out and I fucked it
And my dick became smarter
Now I'm a retarded martyr
I'm gonna kill myself [?]
Peace