Andy Milonakis: You ready to get owned, bro? Ooh. I own your mom. I owned your mom!

Jesse Wellens: Man, screw you, little boy!

Andy Milonakis: Oh my God, I just owned your mom. Ooh, ooh head shot! Yeah, I owned your mom, sorry dude I owned your mom

Jesse Wellens: Man, what are you? Like 12-years old, little boy?

Andy Milonakis: Why you mad, bro?

[Verse 1: Andy Milonakis]
I'm in the 9th grade and they calling me a lamer!
Bitch, I'm making stacks now I'm a pro gamer!
Man, you're like 30 and you're worse than an 8 year old
Your kill-to-death ratio blows like fellatio!

[Jesse Wellens]
You're in your mama's basement
Smelling like a stank ho
Have you ever seen a naked girl? I didn't think so!
Damn!
You beat me again you wack loser
I'mma find where your mom's at and I'mma use her!

[Andy Milonakis]
My mom don't date dudes with a low XP
If you wanna level up you could just hire me
[Jesse Wellens]
Man, this little nut sack
Thinking he's the shit
I can't fucking take it, I'm about to rage quit!

[Hook: Tish]
If you're so mad stop acting like a bitch
Turn the game off, n***a, go rage quit
If you're so mad stop acting like a bitch
Turn the game off, n***a, go rage quit
I'mma make you rage quit!
I'mma make your rage quit

[Verse 2: Andy Milonakis]
You acting all emo so suck on this Wii mote
Hit you with extension clips
Not talking about weaves, though
That loss was like a kick in the nuts
Steve-O
Treat you like a red-headed step child like Lelo!

[Jesse Wellens]
Say it to my face, I'm on the way to your crib
I'm gonna beat your ass cause your daddy never did
Have you ever held a real gun, SAAAN?!
With them baby hands
What's your damn plan when your rubber band jams?
[Andy Milonakis]
Brosephine, Brosephine
Loosen up your skinny jeans
You got no wins, you'll never be on my team

[Jesse Wellens]
Man fuck this stupid game
My life is going to shit
I don't even care no more, I'ma just rage quit

[Hook x2]

I'mma make you rage quit!
I'mma make your rage quit, yeah!

[Outro: Andy Milonakis]
Ooh head shot! Ohoh-oh, you suck
Dude, you're such a fucking noob
Yo, you're - yo, I can't - I can't play you, man. You really, really suck
Like, you really like - not even good enough to play