[Intro: Dirt Nasty]

[Dirt Nasty]
For real, fuck Ed Hardy
I rather be a gay midget or a dead body
Than wear that rhynestone shit
Look like a dragon threw up on my dick
Who had a seizure?
It must have been the dude that made that t-shirt
Hey Christian Audigier, ever felt an AK spray your face
You're a trash poser
I'ma arrest your ass for indecent exposure
Saw the store on Melrose
Slammed on my brakes, oh hell no
Andy and Rich, hand me the clip
So I can unload on this [?]
And if I see one more trick
With a hat to the side, I bedazzle her tits

[Hook]
Fuck Ed Hardy
Fuck Ed Hardy
Fuck Ed Hardy
And if you wearing that shit, I'm sorry

[Rich Hil]
See me Ed Hardy, hardly partly
Cause you looking like Charlie with your stupid hat and your stupid t-shirt
Not to mention your shoes look cheaper
Look at Dirt, he was like "I'm me first"
Not to mention I be second but
I be repping for my city and look stupid
ABC, I'm wearing APC, dark Vans, dark tee
Hat low, yeah hat low
Always smoke weed
I'm blazed, smoking some haze
Where she stay? We could pick her up anyway
We can take her home, let her hit my bong
Let her sniff lines, let her talk about her times
Wack shit but it's just past time
Hey, she can talk about the day
We just hear to play Christian Audigier like
[Hook]

[Andy Milonakis]
Got a glitter tiger jacket
Motherfucker, I'm a faggot
I'm a Ed Hardy fan aka I am a maggot
I roll with douchey bitches, I roll with douchey crews
I love Ed Hardy, what the fuck you gonna do?
I got no style, I got no class
Rock Ed Hardy and I gets no ass
Wearing wacky clothes like a Japanese tourist
Got roses on my shirt and I look like a florist
Fake diamonds on my hat
I'm a loser, my bitch is fat
Back in the day, I wore [?] Dutch
Trendy wack clothing is my crutch
Bright t-shirts are never too much
Self loathing is my lunch
I hate myself cause I don't have a brain
And I'm blind as fuck, I can't see that I'm lame

[Hook]

[Outro]