[Dirt Nasty]
I know how to get freaky
Butt fuck your best friend in Tahiti
Through her bikini my zucchini
Came out the Sergio Tacchini

[Andy Milonakis]
I met her on Craigslist
Playing with my eggs like breakfast
Riddle me this
Should I kiss a bitch covered in piss?

[Nasty]
Hell yeah, that's the shit
Chili dog the bitch and take some flicks
Then make her suck your dick
And smoke some rock on some Rick James shit

[Milonakis]
Here's Johnny!
But I don't need a knife to kill the punani
Come take this bukkake
And I'll speed bag that clit like Rocky

[Nasty]
When I do cocaine
I be eatin' more pussy than Lindsay Lohan
And I'm gonna need Rogaine
Cuz these nineteen year olds got me feeling like an old man
[Milonakis]
She was scared when I sext her
I think she saw me jerking off to Dexter

[Hook]
We some freaky muthafuckaz
Not the kind that you bring home to your mothers
We will fuck you in the dumpster
Eating cold fried rice while we hump you
Freaky... freaky mothafuckas
Freaky... freaky mothafuckas

[Nasty]
I butt fuck you in the Cadillac
The seats go way, way back
They black leather
I smack your face, Heather

[Milonakis]
Heather, it's okay
Let's get the fuck up out of L.A
I'll take you to Reno
Shake my dice and put my cock in your pee-hole

[Nasty]
I've had threesomes with Asian girls
They called it "Noodle teryaki world"
(laughing) Oh nah, I'm just playing, suck my dick
[Milonakis]
Well that ain't shit
I fucked your great granny, saggy tits
But that ain't it
I bit the clit off that raggedy bitch

[Nasty]
Fuck you, mothafuckey
I had a menage 5A in Kentucky
I got a butt sucky
From Becky, I was lucky she fucked me

[Milonakis]
Hey ho, you gots to go
I'm about to touch my dick to the Cosby Show

[Hook]