Andy Milonakis
BiTCHES iN MY DRiVEWAY
[Intro]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Hook: RiFF RAFF]
Bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty]
I gotta quit drinking, what was I thinking
Woke up with a girl look like Abraham Lincoln
Drop out a house, more like a jail
Don't wanna see you again cause your legs are too pale
I roam the streets holding my meat
Bitch want top, you get slapped in the teeth
Sweep the knees, Karate Kid 3
Starring me, director Spike Lee
I do the right thing, fuck you on the sink
Then choke your tits with your grandma's mink
[Hook: RiFF RAFF]
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
[Verse 2: RiFF RAFF]
Step on the scene like Peter Vincent for instance
I ball in an instant
Rap game Dan Majerle, I shoot shots from a distance
This ain't practice, hit the trench coat in the hedges
45 in the blender with the matching bald eagle feather
OshKosh B'gosh suspenders
Over the 1989 Geraldo Rivera sweater
Oh you want bitches, peep the driveway
Looks like a Saint Patrick's Day parade
[Hook: RiFF RAFF]
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
[Verse 3: Andy Milonakis]
Got bitches in the driveway of my home
Looking like big titty garden gnomes
I hope they never leave til I say so
Feed 'em yayo if they water my tomatoes
Give 'em halos if they fuck with my pesos
Before you get merked ho, da me beso
Hear chickey chicken, gobble this nut
I'll stick Puerto Rican dick up your butt
Don't worry cause the sprinkler is filled with lube
Bitch how you got no neck and one boob
Clip your clit off like Kid Icarus wings
Your pussy's so broken when you piss, it stings
[Hook: RiFF RAFF]
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
[Verse 4: Chachi Pajamas]
Ass cheeks on my brake lights
First world problems left handed and her face right
She could be robbing n***as blind cause her snatch tight
She was 17 in the club foolin' mad guys
Now she in my driveway looking like a valet
Got her friends with her on their Twitter and they roll J's
Work at hospitals, cook dinners and they go gay
Got her actress friends and them chickens like to role play
So fry 'em up and bake 'em up
Like it extra crispy, 960 bitch I eat it up
Bitches in my driveway, I just turn the speakers up
Riding when I'm ready, real n***as yell "giddy up"
[Hook: RiFF RAFF]
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway
I got bitches in my driveway
So many bitches in my driveway